If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
You have to admit that Mondays aren’t that bad; it’s probably your job that sucks.
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Because breasts don’t have eyes.
Don't be irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Read through the label of ingredients of your food and then you understand why it’s important to pray before you eat.